it’s a sympathy hug bc the kid knows he gone get eaten af
i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people
please never drive
just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting
dont forget this gem:
this entire post just made my day
today a 4 foot tall freshman in an angry birds t shirt pushed me out of the way because he “has an honors class to get to move peasant”
MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO
I LAUGH SO HAR DEVERY TIME
Can I call you? I miss the sound of your voice.
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.